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Terry the MOO Goes Missing!!!
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Terry was minding her own business on the 18th of June, minding her pet human's (Mr Whitehouse) desk when unknown assailants plopped her in a plastic bag and abducted her. That afternoon she was noted as missing and the enquiries began.

Wanted - Information about the abduction

Notices went up, discrete enquiries led nowhere. Accusations and innuendo were common as the tension rose over the disappearance. Everyone knows that Terry, as a responsible and new-age sensitive bovine would never leave without first telling someone - fowl play was obvious.

The staff were notified of the loss - many were concerned, many thought it a publicity stunt (what potential if done well - maybe terry's pet humans should have thought of it).

Everyone claimed no knowledge, we prepared for the worst, but hoped for at least a ransom note.

Original Extortion picture

EMAIL received from Abductors pretending to be Terry the MOO.

The above photo was also sent by someone with a lovely collection of stuffed toys - Given they thought that putting the victim (obscured as she is thought to be a minor) amongst these toys would be appropriate it was clear we were dealing with callous (but not very bright) perpetrators.

 
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Peter, just thought I'd drop you a quick message to say don't worry about me. I've been working so hard this term as a spokescow that I thought I needed a holiday. So I have organised a trip with some of my friends (see the photo - don't we look good together). I will send you heaps of photos of my adventures and I promise to be back a couple of weeks into Term 3. If you really, really need me for any special projects just let me know.
Bye
Terry
Victim being taunted by accessories after the fact Incriminating evidence began to surface on Thursday 26th June, 2003 when the following digital photo was uncovered. The faces of those in the photo have been obscured as the matter is yet to go to court, and the alleged cow's identity has been hidden as she is believed to be a minor (still only a calf). This photo was taken approximately an hour after whole staff photos were taken in the same location - the cheeky bravado turned out to be the downfall of the perpetrator who until this moment was not even a suspect. The accessories to the crime featured here are yet to be questioned as to their role in the crime.
Unwell, probably drugged and still detained Clearly unwell from her ordeal, the victim lays unwell and for the moment unguarded in this photo. She has clearly lost much weight and has surely gone off milking due to the stress and trauma of this ordeal. She is, however apparently glad for the fresh air and natural light - the first for many days.
Another mistake by the perpertrator. The photo emerged as evidence, taken in the same venue as the victim's pet human in close vicinity (time-wise). Clearly a cry for attention by the perpetrator, this brazen photo after recent analysis from forensic phychologists suggests a perpetrator that is deeply insecure, probably competitive but usually unsuccessful in competition. A Profiler narrowed the field down to someone in charge of others who actually do the work, but could be no more specific. The specific targetting of a cow, coupled with the collection of other stuffed toys suggested either someone with a child (or someone regressing to a second childhood, or someone who has yet to emerge from their first).

A College issued First Semester Report was entered into evidence but due to court privilege, the reasons why this piece of evidence was even tabled is unable to be reported here.

Terry the MOO was returned in a plain cardboard box, anonymously to Student Services Office, St. Joseph's College on Thursday 26th at approximately 3.30pm.

The victim is currently undergoing extensive trauma counselling and aromatherapy. She has as yet unexplained deep seated fears of anything to do with human sports, becomes narcoleptic when faced with strong body odour and will require extensive rehabilitation before she is a productive individual in society again.

Investigations continue into this tragedy.

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