Terry the MOO does Merchandising with MOOmerabilia

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MOOmerabilia Collection

Terry the MOO has made some wonderful friends and had some amazing (even for a human) experiences - this page contains some of the wonderful MOOmerabilia she has collected along the way. She sincerely thanks all the lovely people she has met in her travels and is more than thrilled with the gifts she is showered with.


"Navigating Terry" drawn specially for us by Gary Clark © 2002, Swamp Productions http://www.swamp.com.au	"Experimenting Terry" drawn specially for us by Andy Miller © 2005, http://windy999.nstemp.net/ and http://windy999.deviantart.com

Cow Seeds
What curious things people are. Terry has yet to plant one of these but thinks that genetic research is a little dodgy and cloning might be fun but this sort of technology is not safe in the hands of humans - many thanks Venus and Serena!

Arthouse Terry the MOO Wallpapers
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Prize-winning Tie
I was given the only part of a Terrace uniform that fits in early 2003. You can see I have a school badge on it also (many thanks to the Terrace Shop for giving me that). I would like a stripey blazer one day, but I guess I will have to wait until I am in a higher grade.

I wear the red and black wherever I go because you know I am an ambassador for the College and do try to wear the uniform proudly. Calves are naturally tidy most of the time but on occasions i can get a little scruffy.

Animal Magnetism
Who but the Japanese (and wonko for that matter) would be on the look out for a Magnetic toy featuring farm-yard pets? As any calf knows there can never be too many cows.

Tons of fun for everyone, although stacking with hooves is tricky.

Charmed I am Sure
When in Japan, a nice man in a dress (he called himself a Shinto Priest) gave me a special bell charm and blessed me. I know I lead a blessed life at times but this confirms it. It has a cow on it (although I think the charm makers could do with a lesson in cow-drawing). It makes a lovely tinkling sound when I move which is handy but makes it difficult for me to sneak up behind someone.

MOO Goggle-Eyed
Everyone knows that water shrinks leather but whenever in the pool, I am always found with my goggles (specially cow-like) to keep the water out of my eyes. Many thanks to Mrs Twomey for this gift.

Wobble-Bod
This yule-tide cow wibbles and wobbles when touched (reminds me of an old milker I used to know) but is decked out for a human festive occasion called christmas - many thanks Venus and Serena for thinking of a certain cow around that time of year.

Moobie
This is Moobie - a distant relative I think, on my great uncle twice removed and simmered gently in a red wine marinade. Moobie is my only stuffed friend and moos beautifully when you squeeze his tummy - Many thanks to Flynn for being a nice chap and realising I might be lonely for more of my kind.

Kentucky Charm
When on a visit to Kentucky with some nice young humans, I was presented with a little charm for my neck depicting a nice blue horsey running - it would appear that horseys do this a lot in Kentucky - maybe he is blue because of the blue-grass that is apparently popular there - I am not sure. Many thanks to Mrs Carolyn for looking after me and introducing me to some nice americans.

Cow Mit
We all know that without opposable thumbs, picking up and catching balls is tricky. When in America, some nice young humans bought me a catching glove to make this job easier - I was a little hesitant wearing it but was reassured that it was made out of the skin of no-one I knew.

Cow Cup (Limited Edition)
We have formed a new clan (my pet human calls it a cult, but I am not sure what that means) and one of the badges of honour in this new group is the ownership of a Cow-shaped cup.

A wonderfully talented artist called Heidi Cooper made a batch of these for my pet human and the owners regularly change water into a steaming hot beverage with the addition of either dried leaves or granulated extracts from smelly beans originating from South America - what strange things humans seem to be.

Ticked-Off Cow
This cow seems to have eated a chronometer - it is definitely MOO time. Many thanks to Serena for this beautiful ticking object that measures something humans call time. It seems that passing of time is important to humans - us cows are sufficiently enlightened not to think that clocks (or digital watches) are necessary - the big yellow thing in the sky provides a perfectly adequate guide to what to do when but there you go - perhaps one day humans will be less hung up on how fast time goes by and take time to stop to eat the daysies.


Cow Piercing This cow mooves with the times and only passed out three times when having her ear and teat ring fitted. Sensibly she declined the offer of a tattoo. I must thank my pet-human's better half for the lovely cow-jewellery, although the milk bottle charm came from an enthusiastic lady in Adelaide - Got milk?

Picturesque Cow
This holder of visual moomerabilia was given to me by the Lively Lindy - a travel buddy lover from waay back who was more than sympathetic to my constant travelling. Even though she was under the weather with a terrible flu (that she kindly shared with my pet human), she still thought about me - isn't that nice.

This sproingy cow-shaped picture holder wobbles wonderfully and will be used to hold photos from my most recent adventures.

As a well seasoned traveller, I am confident that there will be new adventures to add to me stable of travel escapades.

Moohilda
Meet Moohilda, who travelled half-way across the world with Mrs Noisy to join me - isn't that amazing. Originating is Switzerland, Moohilda is my new second-best friend.

Everyone knows that cows speak an international language but a slight scandanavian twang can be heard if you listen to her really close. She arrived with a mouth-full of hay (and I am amazed she got through customs without an interview with the rubberglove, but some get lucky I guess).

Fuzzy Dice
The lovely Uncle-Bob brought this pair of lovely, dangly, cow skin dice back from New Zealand in late 2004 (Uncle Bob was there singing with a bunch of barbers, but I am not sure why as these days he does not present much of a challenge to a barber).

The dice remember me of my Uncle Boris the bullock, but I am not sure why - such sights on Boris are but distant memories.

Cowrailer
This lovely talking (or should I say 'singing') cow friend came to me from Venus (or was that Serena, I cannot tell the Williams twins apart) - many thanks Rach.

Cows are very good carrolers and this one is in fine voice with tunefull mooing if you press her tummy in a special way.

Moogic Marker
This highlighter again comes from Venus - many thanks Rach.

It was a highlight of my day (bit of stationary humour there, even though it is mooving a little quickly).

MooPooer
The lovely Rach also provided a toy that acts disgracefully (thanks Rach) - you fill it with special brown jellybeans and when depressed, it seems to drop a cow-pat. Most polite cows would look down their noses at such behaviour, but i find it amusing.

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